Creanoso Space Jokes Bookmarks - 12 Unique Humorous Outer Space Design - Premium Quality Card Stock
Space JokesÂ Bookmarks - Perfect Gift for Everyone!
Do you spend most the day reading? Well this bookmark set is a perfect complement for you. Six strong and sturdy bookmark cards with elegant and stylish, front and back, designs - perfect for any book and outer space enthusiast out there. This bookmark card set containsÂ 6 Space Jokes BookmarksÂ with 12 funny sayings and quotes that you will surely enjoy!
- Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
- How do you know when the moon has enough to eat? When itâ€™s full.
- What do you call a crazy moon?A luna-tic
- Why did the cow go in the spaceship? It wanted to see the mooooooon!
- What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard? The space bar!
- Why did the cow go to outer space? To visit the milky way.
- Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon? Because there was no atmosphere.
- What kind of music do planets sing? Neptunes!
- Whatâ€™s a light-year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
- Why is Saturn so rich? Because it has lots of rings!
- What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? He blasts off!
- Why donâ€™t aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
Encourage yourself and your loved ones with this assortment of unique cool Creanoso bookmarks!